The special report about President Biden’s handling of classified documents was released today. Basically, it says we can’t charge the guy ‘cause he’s too old and feeble-minded for a jury to convict him. The report described his memory as “hazy,” “fuzzy,” “faulty,” “poor” and having “significant limitations.” It noted that Biden could not recall defining milestones in his own life.

After this report, I see no way that he can run for reelection in November. And why would his family allow him to continue to humiliate himself in front of the world? Please, no more Mr. President. My money is still on Michelle O. In case you missed it, here are some excerpts from the classified documents report and other comments he has made recently.

• “He did not remember when he was vice president, forgetting on the first day of the interview when his term ended (‘if it was 2013 — when did I stop being Vice President?’), 
• and forgetting on the second day of the interview when his term began (‘in 2009, am I still Vice President?’),” the report said. 
• “He did not remember, even within several years, when his son Beau died.”
  • He died from brain cancer at Walter Reed, not in Iraq as the president says.
• Biden claimed he spoke with the late German Chancellor Helmut Kohl, who died in 2017, in 2021 while recalling past conversations during fundraising events on Wednesday. Kohl had been dead four years at the time of the fundraiser.
• On Sunday, he claimed he spoke at a recent G7 Summit meeting, with former French president François Mitterrand, who died in 1996.
• Biden told supporters at a 2022 gathering that he spoke with the man who “invented” insulin.
  • “How many of you know somebody with diabetes and needs insulin?” Biden asked the attendees. “Do you know how much it costs to make that insulin drug for diabetes? … It was invented by a man who did not patent it because he wanted it available for everyone. I spoke to him, OK?”
  • By the time Biden was born in 1942, insulin co-discoverers Frederick Banting and John Macleod were already dead.
• Biden was speaking at a September 2022 White House Conference on Hunger, Nutrition and Health, and looked in the audience for the late Indiana Republican Rep. Jackie Walorski, who died in a car crash a month prior.
  • “I want to thank all of you here, including bipartisan elected officials like … Senator Braun, Senator Booker, Representative … Jackie… Are you here? Where’s Jackie?” Biden said while searching for her. “I don’t think [inaudible] she was going to be here.”
• Biden also told a group of donors during his 2019 campaign for president that former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, who died in 2013, was worried about America under Trump.
• Answering a question about hostage negotiations on Tuesday, Biden was plainly confused and disoriented, mumbling and pausing, even unable to recall Hamas’ name: “There is some movement, and I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna . . . Let me choose my words: There’s some movement, there’s been a response from the, uh . . . There’s been a response from the opposition, but, um . . . ”
• Today, while trying to respond to the classified documents report and emphasize his mental fitness, President Biden drew immediate online reaction after once again confusing the names of foreign political leaders.
  • Shortly after insisting that his memory was “fine,” Biden proceeded to refer to Egyptian President Abdel Fatah El-Sisi as the “president of Mexico.”

Okay, someone needs to save us. Any ideas?